Blunder In A Minor

Blunder In A Minor

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Blunder In A Minor

I was sitting with my guru
He told me how it’s got to be
I’ve got to give up my home to the lost and lonely
And they will give up the streets to me

I was consulting with my consultant
He said “It’s all biochemistry;
Take one of these before you have your breakfast
And another one after your tea.”

Here’s one for the taxman:
Money doesn’t fall off trees
What matters most is the cheque’s in the post
Now stop moving the goalposts, please

Here’s one for the ladies
Sitting in your four-by-fours:
Take it on a trip to the Gaza Strip
And stop knocking dents in my car door

I went drinking with my best friend
I knew that he would empathise
Then at half-past-eight he said “It’s getting late
And you’re getting that funny look in your eyes.”

I went talking with the First Man
He said “Knowledge doesn’t grow on trees.”
I said “I like the cut of your jib, could you spare me a rib?
I am fresh out of company.”