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On infidelity from the point of view of the perpetrator – almost a manifesto for polygamy.
The Hooligan
No reason at all
For you to fear
I saw you there
And I wanted you here
Some of them say
That I’m a married man
Reckless and a rover
And a hooligan
I am a paragraph
On the problem page
A liar and a leper
And I’m all the rage
It’s a name for your children
To make them respectable
Oh, but I’m sceptical
Some are made in heaven
And they are mystical
Oh, metaphysical
A little laughter and love
A little luxury
If she don’t get it from him
She’ll get it from me
Some of my friends
Go walking down the isle
Till death us do part
Or the nearest mile
© 2008 Dave Keir
